You guys don’t know how delighted I am to see her with stretch marks. Women have stretch marks and models aren’t exempt. Signal boost for this beauty with tiger stripes.
literally everyone has stretch marks. that is what actual human bodies look like.
The humans say we’re awkward. Apparently they don’t think we can possibly be comfortable when they look at us sleeping in a pile. What do they know? If you ask us, there’s absolutely nothing more comfortable. Why would we want to sleep on mattresses when we could sleep on nice warm squishy pug?
Submitted by my-awkward-hippo
"I’m unfamiliar with this end of the process. ’Course, no one may be listening, um, but I- I do need a s s i s t a n c e. I have questions, and there seem to be n o a n s w e r s. I wouldn’t presume to ask for help if I weren’t desperate, but I need help. I ’ m l o s t. I need your g u i d a n c e. Please hear my prayer.
I don’t know how humans do it.”
Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch (1955)