janebergstrom:

we made a thing

we made a thing

supernatural-explosion:

who was it?

• Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
• Me: A dull knife.
• Dad: Why a dull knife?
• Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
• Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
• Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

titspunkandbeer:

yaritzalikeszombies:

ihaveanarmy-wehavenaga:

seemslegitandrew:

He is having none of your snake shit today.

Let me just smack this poisonous snake…

Snakes can smell fear, and this guy ain’t afraid of your no leg having, scaly skinned, sissy hissing bitch ass. 

Maybe I’m sleep drunk but I’m laughing at all of this way too hard

He went Mexican mom on its ass

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis:

At the Tumblr meet up in hell, Crowley will probably just sit there like;

Why did I let these people in?

weheartpattinson:

Best of Rob’s Remember Me Commentary

thats-so-meme:

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